Technician Impossible #1

9 April 2017

Scarborough is but a distant dream, the Spa Complex no more real than the incoherent ramblings of a ravaged Tech Manager.

Sure, there are upsides to leaving that seaside spa resort, but there are some downsides too. The kind that make certain NOFF editors misty-eyed for those late-night getaways down on the beach, when they’d scurry away in the wee hours and find some solace, alone, doing the one thing that could make them happy.

We’re talking, of course, about building sandcastles. And you can’t build sandcastles when there’s no beach. That’s just fact.

One might almost say it’s…. impossible.

Yes, Tech Team, your first Technician Impossible of NSDF17 is to start this festival by building the best damn sandcastle(s) you can.

Top prizes will be awarded to any sandcastles that bear more than a passing resemblance to castles from popular culture – your Winterfells, Camelots, Roys*, that kind of thing.

So what are you waiting for? Build us a sandcastle worthy of Noises Off!

[*There is no way any person under the age of 30 will get this reference, Ed.]